Slap My Face: The Ultimate Online Monday Stress RelieverSlap

Game rules

A round lasts 30 seconds: land as many slaps as you can on your chosen face before the clock runs out. No clicking needed — it's the speed of your swipe that counts. Here's everything you need to know.

1. Pick your victimGérard the boss, Kévin the punk, a clown, a robot… or Surprise to switch faces mid-game.
2. Switch weapons mid-gameHand, boxing glove, frying pan, bat, pillow, magic wand… Click the bar at the bottom, or use keys 1 to 0 or the mouse wheel. Every weapon has its own effects, sounds and superpowers.
3. Wind upNo clicking needed: swipe across the face fast and the slap fires on its own. The faster the swipe, the harder the hit (weak, good, ULTRA). No momentum, no slap. On mobile, swipe across the face with your finger.
4. Click for a BOOSTA click during your swipe powers up the slap: more oomph and +50% points.
5. Chain combosKeep slapping nonstop to climb all the way to a ×5 multiplier. Stop for more than a second and it all drops back down.
6. Rearrange their faceThe more you slap, the more beat-up the face gets, in 5 stages: bump, band-aids, black eye, snot, flying teeth, bandages… For the robot: cracked screen, bolts, smoke and a sproinging spring. Each stage gives you a bonus.
7. Play with the weaponsEach victim has a weak spot (×1.5, “weak” tag in the bar). No cramp: slap as much as you like with the same weapon.
8. Beware of rage modeSlap too fast and the face loses it: it chases your hand to bite it (−50). Every slap during rage counts double.
9. Your own slappable faceFrom the home screen, upload a photo (or snap one): the AI finds the face, cuts out the hair and turns it into a 3D head that grimaces, puffs up, gets banged up and takes hits like the others. Nothing is uploaded or saved: the head vanishes as soon as you leave the game.
10. BonusesSwat the fly (+100). An ULTRA with the bat sends the head into orbit; with the frying pan it turns it into a pancake.
11. Change the backdropDuring a game, the landscape button at the top right cycles through four backdrops: the victim’s own, Retro neon, Deep sea and Cosmos — three animated 3D worlds.

Shortcuts: Esc to pause, 1 to 0 or mouse wheel to switch weapons, arrow keys and Enter on the victim select screen.

The official Monday morning stress reliever

Meetings that run over, an "urgent" email at 8:59 a.m., a coworker who replies-all with nothing… Monday mornings put your nerves to the test. Slap My Face was born from a simple idea: turn that little bit of tension into a laughing fit in thirty seconds flat, without hurting anyone.

The whole thing is deliberately over-the-top and cartoony: animated heads that swell up, make faces, lose their caps and get covered in band-aids, ridiculous weapons (frying pan, pillow, magic wand) and sound effects straight out of old-school cartoons. Nobody real is targeted: the victims are fictional, or it's your own face if you upload your photo.

Why it helps you unwind

• A real break. A round lasts 30 seconds: just long enough to step away from a task and come back with a clearer head.
• Laughs first. The characters' reactions are built to crack you up, and laughing is one of the easiest ways to let off steam.
• A satisfying swing. A big sweep of the hand or finger burns off some pent-up energy, with zero consequences.
• A challenge with friends. Share your best snapshot and your score: stress turns into friendly competition.

Slap My Face is a comedy game, not a medical tool. If stress gets too heavy, talk to someone close to you or a health professional.

0 slaps dealt on this device. No real people were harmed in the making of this game.

High scores

The top slappers on this device right now, plus the house rivals to dethrone. Save your nickname at the end of a round to get on the leaderboard.

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